He swallowed the key! Cough it up!
- Get away! - What have you done?
- Give it to me! - Jump!
- There you go! - Give it to me!
If you get hold of this, your legs'll swell up and have to be amputated.
How will you then be able to deliver the mail?
Sounds like you're wheezing. You've got lung cancer.
Lung cancer. You've got lung cancer!
You haven't seen me.
You've got to learn these numbers.
12 to 21, not 21 to 12. Where is Per? Wasn't he supposed to help you?
Damn car! And my brother has gambled away all my money.
Want to bet on the horses? Throw in 200, get back 2000.
- That's not my kind of thing. - What's your kind of thing?
JUNK MAIL
- Anything for Karlsen? - Don't know yet.
Could you speed it up? I haven't got all morning.
- Nothing. - Are you sure?
- You think I'm lying?
Gunnar Berg, Tari Aram, Betsy Edvardsen, Khalid Khalid...
Which race is that, Per?
Those aren't horses. They are names on mailboxes.
31 Schweigaardsgate?
Nils Gunnar Votten, Birger Votten, Sigrid Votten, Hans Lie, Gong Li...
Every name after two weeks! What do you think?
- What's the point? - He has memorized all the names.
- Don't you see what that's good for? - No.
- He can win a contest. - May I join you?
That's the stupidest thing I've heard. What's the point of memorizing names?
It's not only about that. It's about being good at something.
What are you good at, Roy?
- Roy's good at lots of things! - Like what?
He's...
He's really good at walking!
- Do you have a medical encyclopedia? - I don't remember.
What? Don't you have a medical encyclopedia?
I don't remember. Check yourself. The shelf's over there.
- Who was that? - Wierd lady. Works at the dry cleaners.
Are you there, Roy?
It's only me. Gina!
Are you there, Roy?
I didn't mean what I said in the cafeteria.
Roy?
Roy!
- This has been opened! - Doesn't look opened to me.
- There's stuff all over it! - Who would bother doing that?
Doesn't it look like this has been opened? Look at these stains!
Look at this!
Postmarked four days ago. And you say it hasn't been opened!
- File a complaint. - Bet your ass I will!
- It's best to complain right away. - You don't think I dare?
You bet your ass I'm going to complain!
Hello. You have reached Line at 22 14 15 66.
I am not home right now. Please leave a message after the tone.
Line, are you there? Hello? It's Georg.
Have you already left? I just wanted to...
You were just as much a part of it as I was. Understand?
We did it together. Anyway... I'll call you later.
Hello. You have reached Line at 22 14 15 66.
I am not home right now. Leave a message after the tone.
Hand over the bag!
- I said, hand over the bag! - Take a cigarette.
Take the bag!
Don't bite!
Do you want the bag, or not?
You moron!
Don't you want the bag?
I don't give a damn about the bag!
There's nothing here. Nothing!
Roy?
Sorry I didn't come sooner.
I don't understand how anyone could do something like this.
- You really look sick. - Thanks.
Everyone knows what happened. You're going to get a commendation.
- An award. - Why?
Because you wouldn't give up the bag. I didn't know you were that brave.
- Is it money? - What?
- The award. - I don't think so.
Imagine if they had beaten you to death!
- Stop that! - I'm sorry.
Stop it! Stop saying you're sorry!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
SECURITY GUARD BRUTALLY ROBBED
Thirsty...
Water.
- What day is it today? - Thursday. The twelfth.
- September? - October.
I swallowed the key. What did you do with the money?
- What money? - Water...
What are you doing here? Have you given him water?
He's given him water!
"With thanks from Oslo Postal Department."
The Postal Service...
The Postal Service thanks you.
Still in one piece. That's quality for you!
Hello. You have reached Line at 22 14 15 66.
I am not home right now. Please leave a message after the tone.
HEAD INJURIES
Hello. You have reached Line at 22 14 15 66.
I am not home right now. Please leave a message after the tone.
Line, it's me. Pick up the phone!
I know you're there. Talk to me, Line!
What are you trying to pull?
Hello?
This is Georg. Who's calling?
Who is this? Hello?
Who is this?
Are you there, Roy? You've got to come!
- Did you guys win? - Humpert Humpert won the race!
He's in shock. Doesn't understand.
They're the same numbers. Your horse is 1-2, my horse is 2-1.
- 2-1 and 1-2 are the same numbers. - Forget that! We won! We're rich!
Do you get it?
Groberg. Is Line Groberg OK?
No, I'm not a relative. Well, maybe a distant one.
I can't hear you! I'm not yelling.
She'll be discharged tomorrow?
- Don't be a pain, Betsy. - I don't fuck my exes.
- Rolf and Petter are your exes. - Shut up!
- Do you like them? - What?
These.
Big stuff!
Do you bet on the horses too?
Don't need to.
"Georg Rheinhardsen, Chief Exec. Ph.D." What's that mean?
- Keep it. - Don't have anywhere to put it.
You can put it in there.
Why don't you put it there?
Don't tell me you live here!
I'm not setting foot in that hole! I've got more class than that.
Don't you want some?
This isn't the place.
This place isn't bad.
- Does a lady live here? - She moved out.
Don't be sad, Georg. Now you have me.
Got any ice?
What are you doing?
- It's late! - Thought you owned the building.
- You don't have to be so loud. - I'm not being loud.
I used to have one of those.
Close your eyes. Don't look.
Don't look!
Just relax. Everything's going to be just fine.
Why are you wearing that? Take it off!
- Take it easy. - Take it off!
- What's the rush? - Don't just lie there!
What are you doing? Kiss my...! Are you crazy?
- Take it off! - Are you sick?
Jesus Christ! Have you gone nuts?
Goddammit! You bastard!
What are you doing, you jerk?
Is that the way you like it? You goddam jerk!
You bastard! Shit!
You're going to pay for this! Count on it!
Goddammit!
May I help you?
I'd like to get this dry-cleaned.
This and this.
And this.
What's this stain?
It's easier to get out if we know what it is.
I think it's Frosted Flakes. The cereal. Like Corn Flakes.
I know what it is.
That's about all I eat.
- Didn't think anybody ate just that. - Me neither.
- What's your name? - Roy.
- What else? - Amundsen.
- Phone for you! - Wait a minute.
You said Roy, right?
He says you asked to speak with him.
You can pick them up tomorrow by five.
- Who found you? - Don't remember. A neighbor, probably.
- Was your door open? - I don't think so.
- I don't know who found me. - You let them go through your stuff?
They didn't find anything.
- You only think about yourself. - He's going to die.
- He's just sleeping. - He has a blood clot.
- You read that in the papers. - He looks really bad.
- Have you been to the hospital? - My hearing aid doesn't work.
You can hear me. Don't do that.
- You're going to ruin everything! - I can't hear you.
You heard that though, didn't you?
- What will you do if he dies? - It was his fault.
- You slammed his head into the wall. - That idiot swallowed the key!
Stop it.
Stop it!
I didn't pay 18 kroner to hear you scream!
- That's the only thing that helps. - What are you doing?
- You've got it on you? - Take it. I don't want it.
- You were in on this too. - I didn't know what would happen.
Why didn't you stay? He lay there all night.
I want nothing to do with you!
Go ahead, turn off your hearing aid. Climb into the tub again!
Hello? Hello!
Is anyone there?
I'm stuck. Can you open the door?
The door is stuck.
Goddam murderer!
Who the hell are you?
- Have you seen Espen? - No. Have you kicked him out?
He went to buy booze for the party last night. He took all the money.
- The whole department's invited. - I don't have time.
Time? What do you have to do?
- Roy? - He's left.
- Nope. He's gone. - Sure this is Roy Amundsen's?
Just like him to lose his watch. Good that you're honest.
He isn't easy to find.
- Hi. - We're closed.
- I'm a little late. - I'll get your clothes.
- I'm not waiting. - You don't have to.
- How much? - Two hundred.
I can carry them for you.
Are you in a hurry? Want to get a cup of coffee?
This was all they had left.
- It looks as good as new. - Had to dry-clean it twice.
It was imbedded in the fabric.
Haven't I seen you before?
- I stopped by yesterday. - Before that.
It's possible. I'm out and about alot.
Is something wrong?
You almost can't see that thing in your ear.
- But you can. - It's almost impossible to see.
You saw it.
Touch me.
She just said that. "Touch me under the table."
"Not here." "Why not?"
"Those two people are staring at us."
- You can see what people say? - I don't usually do it.
It's a bad habit. Like reading other people's letters.
- Reading others' letters? - I'm sure some people do that.
- I've never heard of that. - Aren't you tempted, as a mailman?
I've never thought of that.
Lucky for those who have you as their mailman.
Did you hurt yourself?
Got mugged on the job. Three guys tried to steal my mailbag.
- Why didn't you give it to them? - I tried. The strap got stuck.
- Then what happened? - I passed out. Ended up in a coma.
- In a coma? - It wasn't bad. Nice and quiet.
You were in a coma, and then you woke up?
I'm fine now.
- Did they get caught? - Hardly anybody gets caught.
You were lucky to wake up again.
I have to go.
- Can we meet again sometime? - Why?
I don't know why. Just thought maybe we could.
- Give me a call. - How about tonight?
Not tonight.
Bye.
Postman Pat, Postman Pat, with his black and white cat.
Always on time with the mail. His deliveries never fail.
Do I look like a murderer?
- I don't know. - What is it you don't know?
- Don't you know where the money is? - Not here.
I didn't think so.
Don't move.
Nice to have a little girlfriend, huh?
Here. Take it.
Take it!
What was she thinking? Where did she find you?
- You'll get the money. - Get the money?
- What's that noise? - They're renovating!
- What's going on? - He gave away the money.
- What was he preaching about? - The end of the world.
The world is going to tip over on August 5.
- Have you lost it completely? - 5.8., 8.5. Don't you get it?
- Get what? - Your horse was 21, mine was 12.
- 5-8, 8-5. The same numbers. - So you gave him our money?
He asked for 12 kroner. That's my number. 1-2.
You piece of shit brother!
I want you out of here! I don't ever want to see your zitty face again!
- What's up? - What are you doing here?
She can go wherever she wants.
- I don't have a brother anymore. - I have to talk to you, Per.
I don't have a brother.
- I gave away all the money. - You should be glad.
- Who are you calling? - A woman.
Women are never home. He's going to throw me out.
This is Line's phone. Who is this?
- So much money. I got scared. - Where are the car keys?
I felt calm afterwards.
- I don't have a brother anymore. - Per, the car keys.
If he was my brother, I'd throw him out the window.
- He should've been gassed at birth. - Don't bad-mouth my brother!
Anyone else want to bad-mouth my brother?
- Where is he? - I don't know who he is!
- Why did you give him your picture? - I didn't!
- Where's the money? - I gave the money to you!
This is where he lives.
- See that guy? - Yup.
- He cheats at the game. - Second-rate.
- No buzzer for Georg. - Let's ask him.
Excuse me.
We have a package for Georg Rheinhardsen.
- From who? - His brother.
- I don't have a brother. - It's him.
- Is it him? - Yup.
There is no way that's Georg.
- I'm Georg. - Like hell you are!
I am Georg!
Doesn't it say Georg right there?
- You're lying. - Are you Georg, or not?
I am Georg!
Has he hit you too? He's hit her too!
- Who is this guy? - Georg.
- He isn't Georg. - I'm not.
Isn't this your name under your picture?
It isn't him!
Who is it then?
- Hadn't Georg cut his forehead? - Yeah.
- What's this? - A cut.
- Then who is this? - Georg.
- But he was small and skinny. - Who?
- Georg. - He isn't small and skinny.
- This guy's small and skinny. - This guy? No he isn't.
- He's small and skinny. - What's that make me?
- Small and skinny. - Me?
You're small and skinny. You don't have to get all pissed off.
Georg! There he is!
- Is it him after all? - Yes! Go get him!
Why did you show up? Answer me!
- I was just passing by. - Passing by?
He's still hanging on!
He fell off!
What's wrong with being Georg?
- What's he saying? - I can't tell. He's mumbling.
What's wrong with being Georg?
Who are you, really? I thought you were a mailman.
- I am. - Georg said you had a picture of me.
- How would I have that? - That's what he said.
He lied.
- Where are you going? - Wait here.
Take this.
You had my picture anyway. How did you get hold of it?
I found it in your entrance. I deliver your mail.
You're lying. This picture was in my photo album.
You've been inside my apartment, haven't you?
Answer me!
Once.
You left your keys in the mailbox.
You went into my apartment, my bedroom, and stole a picture of me?
Why did you do that?
- I thought it was a nice picture. - Nice? Why?
You know what you are? A Peeping Tom!
You're worse than Georg! I never want to see you again!
But I saved you.
Saved me? How?
- I pulled you out of the bathtub. - You're lying.
I lost my hearing aid.
Your forehead's bleeding.
Why are you following me?
I don't know.
Are you going to follow me for a long time?
I think so.
Subtitles: Nick Norris